歌手：[ALEXANDROS]
作詞：川上洋平
作曲：川上洋平

I wanna tell you about myself
My name is Cat but do have name

I spend my days with a family
Well I can say their incomes are ALRIGHT!

言葉がわからずに
4,5年居候して
食べ物や飲み物
寝床には不自由してません

I eat and shit
And sleep at day and night
Again
I drink and piss
And sleep at morning, mid-night
And just chase some rat
And repeating what I told you
That is what I do for living
And I never asked myself
For the REASON

I never need to find a reason why I'm a cat
我輩をもっともっともっと愛して
何も問わずにこう
petting me
kissing me
stroking me
under the chin
MEOW MEOW
But when I see a human being working as a man
我輩ももっともっとマトモな職に就きたいけど
petting me
kissing me
stroking me
under the chin
MEOW MEOW

You gotta go when you gotta go
You never wanna be late for train

I'm gonna have to move from here
Their new baby is ALLERGIC TO CATS!

頭では理解しても
身体が順応しない

こんなにも世間とは
冷たく、冷酷なもんです

I eat and shit
And sleep at day and night
Again
I drink and piss
And sleep at morning, mid-night
And just chase some rat
And repeating what I told you
That is what I do for living
And I never asked myself
For the REASON

I never thought I'm gonna be a poor stray cat
我輩を最も最も最も愛した
ご主人様さえも
pinching me
killing me
shooting me
under the chin
MEOW MEOW
But when I see you people looking me as a dirt
我輩もやっとやっと察知したんだ
このままじゃ野垂れ死ぬんだ
killing me
shooting me
under the chin
ALRIGHT

STOP ME
I never wanna be like
TOM＆JERRY
I never wanna end my life
CHASING
A stupid little mouse and go
petting you
kissing you
stroking you
under the chin?
FUCK OFF!
I'm gonna take the collar around my neck off so
我輩をもっともっともっと愛して
何も問わずにこう
petting me
kissing me
stroking me
under the chin
ALRIGHT
背中のチャックを振り下ろして
着ぐるみ脱ぎ捨て
自分として
死のう